A little eight year old boy is distraught because his parents have just been killed in a horrible car accident. He had no other family, so he is now an orphan, doomed to a life on the streets. He's sitting in the gutter in the pouring rain, sobbing his little heart out, with no money and no hope, cold and freezing and soaking wet. Suddenly, a stretch limousine pulls up and out steps Michael Jackson. "Hey, what's up little fella?" says a kindly Jackson. The little orphan boy tells Jackson his tragic story. A look of pity on Jackson's face, he pats the little boy on the head and then drops his trousers and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
Pra ser honesta, creio que ele é bad bad bad, mas que essas acusações eram falsas... E isso foi o suficiente pra famosa "reasonable doubt" para inocentar um ser...
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Eu ainda acho que ele é Bad, muito Bad.
Q: What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
A: Which one's mommy?
A little eight year old boy is distraught because his parents have just been killed in a horrible car accident. He had no other family, so he is now an orphan, doomed to a life on the streets. He's sitting in the gutter in the pouring rain, sobbing his little heart out, with no money and no hope, cold and freezing and soaking wet.
Suddenly, a stretch limousine pulls up and out steps Michael Jackson.
"Hey, what's up little fella?" says a kindly Jackson. The little orphan boy tells Jackson his tragic story.
A look of pity on Jackson's face, he pats the little boy on the head and then drops his trousers and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a microwave?
A: A microwave won't brown your meat!
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Mr Gasper - the invincible!
Só o inocentaram porque ele é popstar isso sim... olha quanto pagodeiro vendo o sol nascer quadrado... mas é um preconceito sem igual...
kkkkkkkkkk fiquei sem "ar" pra comentar um "comentário" (melhor nem dizer qual pra não causar ressentimentos)
Hauaheuaehueauhaehaehuehu...
Pra ser honesta, creio que ele é bad bad bad, mas que essas acusações eram falsas... E isso foi o suficiente pra famosa "reasonable doubt" para inocentar um ser...
tsc tsc tsc... esses americanos...
Mais uma ruim:
Jurados dizem que Michael é inocente como uma criança.
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